Long Pour


the act of pouring alcohol from distances far greater than expected from a “typical” pour. usually, two or more akl’s are involved in this act and the distances are roughly that of the second floor to first floor stairwells.
akl 1 – “did you see that successful long pour last night?”

akl 2 – “no, how long was it?”

akl 1 – “it was from the third story deck to the lawn!”

akl 2 – “epic!”

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