long puddin’
long puddin’ is an extension of the word puddin’, quite literally. it means a long, floppy p-n-s, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. it can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the p-n-s.
“wow! gotta get me some of that long puddin’!”
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