Long Sack
a crude event in track and field that i somehow invented while talking to danny. it involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. the person with the greatest length is the victor.
danny: “long jump…track”
me: “did you say long sack? what if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? haha…yeah..”
danny: “haha…that is quite humorous, yet odd.”
me: “yeah it is. i apologize.”
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