long stabby thing
can be used to refer to any form of weapon – especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse – that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (brought up by morning show host karl stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor georgie gardner on channel nine’s today show in february 2011.)
(1) i grabbed this long stabby thing that i have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) tim is my long stabby thing.
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