Long Story Short
taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details
i wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, i totaled your car!!
something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to n-body except the storyteller.
(fifteen minutes of droning blather). long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)
to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)
yes, but long story short you need to work harder.
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