Long Valley

long valley is a town in morris county. long valley is also know as the “lv”. lv lies in one of the wealthiest countys in nj. lv is half farmland/working cl-ss and f-cking rich -ss people. in long valley you either live in “the valley” or “the mountain”. the kids who live in the big “lv” are usually -ssholes but we love them anyway. long valley is mainly all white and the minoritys act white. lv kids drink and smoke weed for fun, and like to throw house parties that get broken up in an hour cuz lv cops are douchebags. if you live in long valley you probably went to west morris central. long valley is horribly boring and if you want to go anywhere besides the general store you have to go into hackettstown. the highschool parking lot is filled with bmws, audis, hummers, while some cars are sh-tty mainly. usually the wealthier kids like on the “mountain”. lv is boring but if your from long valley your f-cking proud, because one is for sure, with only a general store in our entire town we know how to have a f-cking good time!
” i live on the mountain in long valley”
” kids from long valley are rich pr-cks!!”
long valley or the “lv” (aka washington township)is a small town located in northwest new jersey in morris county. morris county is among the top 10 richest counties in the usa. lv is full of rich sn-bs who all drive luxury cars. if your from lv you probably are rich and live in a million dollar home. lv is near other wealthy towns such as chester, and mendham. don’t confuse lv with being being by hackettstown because that is where hispanics rome wild by mcdonalds and burger king. if you are from long valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. people range from abercrombie-model to stoned pot boy. you can go to their high school west morris central in chester and find drugs everywhere. you might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for their last labor day present. even the little tikes could p-ss as 20 year old prost-tutes. all residents think they are the sh-t and act gangsta from the ghetto. you probably have something better to do like go to dunkin’ donuts down in the “valley”, pay your high taxes, or some house party at you rich friend’s house, because your a og and are the sh-t, remember it.
long valleyr: yo yo homie i be needin da weed
hackettstowner: your from lv..right?
a town in washington township, morris county, nj. in the middle of no where. no one has to my knowledge ever actually called it the “big lv.” if they have, they were probably from lv, and trying to make it seem cool. you kive in wither “the mountain” or “the valley.”long valley is isolated from the real world. minorities are basically non- existent here , there are too many white people. not enough diversity. there are a lot of really nice cars. if you live here you go to west morris high school central. basically a bunch of people who arent actually cool enough to be anything other than preppy, but pretend to be emo/ scene. there is a group of people who actually are the way they dress. preppy people wear converse…and uggs. yuck. there is a decent amount of drug use, but that because there is nothing better to do.

its dull.
#1:i live in long valley!
#2:wheres that?
long valley or the “big lv” is a small town located in northwest new jersey in morris county. lv is full of rich sn-bs who all drive mercedes, cadillacs, bmw’s, and range rovers. if your from lv you probably are rich and live in a multi-million dollar mansion. lv is near other wealthy towns such as chester, and mendham. don’t confuse lv with being being by hackettstown because that is where mexicans rome wild by taco bell and burger king. h-ll no! it is right next to it but its a whole other county. if you are from long valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. lv kids are mostly abercrombie model looking or stoned and can’t remember what they did last night. you can go to their high school west morris central in chester and find drug stands where you can buy cheap c-ke. you might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for your easter present. even the little tikes could p-ss as 20 year old prost-tutes. all residents think they are the sh-t and act gangsta from the ghetto, but seriously, don’t you dare confuse one with a hackettstowner. “hackettstown is the only town in nj where you will find kids in ecko and shady clothing huddled around a rita’s italian ice place claiming it to be their turf.” long valley is the same except they prefer their quizno’s because they will beat you up if they see you going there. you probably have something better to do like go to dunkin’ donuts down in the “valley” or some house party at you rich friend’s house, because your a og and are the sh-t.
long valley kid: hey, yo, whaddup dawgy dog can i get my some weed?
hackettstowner: your from “the big lv” aren’t you?