Long Wind


a long winded but short witted individual who can talk for hours about things he has no clue about.
at the end of the day, asif’s name was long wind.
a person that is particularly longwinded when answering, talking, questioning, referring and generally any other type on verbal interaction. it is a more common trait in annoying young females that are naturally oblivious to other people’s disinterest in their conversation.

can also be applied as a verb for people that are naturally slow in completing simple mundane activites.
i.e. “where’s bec?” “oh she’ll be ages, she’s longwinding the sh-t out of her.” “sigh… f-cking longwind!”

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