Longaphie


a man with outstanding genitals.
to be with or near a longaphie is considered a blessing in most civilized religions.or can mean to get screwed very hard, to the point of utter exhaustion.
-did you see that guy, his d-ck was almost a foot long, definetly a longaphie.
-that guy i went out with last night was a longaphie, so naturally i couldnt walk in the morning, he longaphie’d me.

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