longbeard
a tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard
i shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.
an older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.
he’s a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.
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