Longbottomed
the moment you are left awestruck as a bamf/knight in shining armor turns out to of been that n-body, clumsy fumbling geek you once knew.
neville longbottom
before(book 1): clumsy, forgetful, few to no close friends, toad for a pet
after(book 7):
1. he killed nagini, voldemort’s snake, with the gryffindor sword, whilst his head ablaze.
2. stood up to voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn’t join them until ‘h-ll freezes over’.
3. he kept recruiting dumbledore’s army even after harry, ron and hermione had left.
i just saw ‘hiccup’ in how to train your dragon 2… longbottomed again!
polar opposite of flanderization. when a shallow, b-mbling, pathetic, and/or annoying character in a story evolves into a deep, capable (if not extraordinary) hero.
longbottomed originates from the character neville longbottom (from the harry potter series), who started in book one as a clumsy comic relief who fell off his broomstick, and evolved throughout the series in terms of character development and competence into a vengeful white knight who slew voldemort’s living snake horcrux while on fire.
v.) an unpopular, b-mbling, pathetic person who underwent an extreme personality change, becomes physically attractive, and (sometimes) a bamf
derived from the character neville longbottom in the harry potter series.
a: is that mike?!
b: yeah it’s him.
a: omg really? how did he—
b: he got longbottomed.
when a person goes from being a weak nerdy or unattractive person and then suddenly becomes remarkably attractive.
can also describe someone becoming very bad-ss.
“hey did you see the trailer for how to train your dragon 2?”
“nah i havn’t why?”
“hiccup totally gets longbottomed!”
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