longcocking


longc-cking to give the full lenght of ones c-ck, after an interval of only giving the first half. “william mccuscer”
bill would bang his new girlfriends with half his d-ck, until they started getting bored, then he would start longc-cking them.
the act of “measuring up” with another man. it happens when two men (usually drunk or high) will start to argue about p-n-s length. it happens when one man pulls it out and lays it on a table. this is the challenge stage.

when the other man lays his out and both p-n-ses are measured, it is said that the winner has longc-cked the loser. he will then collect his spoils, if there were bets placed.
“old harry was out longc-cking at the pub last night. he won three drinks before the cops took him home.”

“after dave longc-cked the police chief, he was never given another speeding ticket again. the chief kept his longc-cking habit on the down low for a few months after that.”
when a group of men walk around downtown in a confident mood looking for women.
after a pleasant ale drinking session at the king’s arms pub, the men went longc-cking about the town.

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