longcut
when a “shortcut” takes longer than the normal route, or saves no time at all.
person #1: dude just take the next turn, it’s a shortcut.
person #2: you mean longcut? by going that way, it’ll add an additional twenty minutes to our trip for sure.
a route which is technically longer in distance but is faster timewise. this may be due to traffic on the normal/shorter route. or slow moving vehicles which use the road, such as tractors. using a longcut may also be faster due to different speed limits.
a to b = 10 miles but is 30 minutes
a to longcut to b = 13 miles but takes 25 minutes
when someone takes a improvised short cut and it ends up taking longer than going the original way.
nina- wow you are so late
amanda- we would have been here sooner, but c-ssie took a long-cut
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