longdik


short for long d-ck hoe, a guy with a great body and a p-rnstar d-ck that f-cks around with a lot of people
guy 1 – “i f-cked this really hot guy yesterday, and he has a long d-ck! his name is ricardo, do you know him?”
guy 2 – “yes, i know him, it’s no big deal that you f-cked him cause he’s a longdik. he’s f-cked nearly every guy in california.”
guy 1 – “¿en serio? he is a long d-ck hoe!

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