longhorned
to have your -n-l region completely violated in a “back 40” location in texas. these southern attacks usually involve midwestern yankee business men who truly believe the civil war is over.
upon returning from a business trip to texas, my roommate steve was walking very bull-legged. i asked him, “what the h-ll happened to you?” he said, “while under the spell of a southern girl’s accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and longhorned me!” “d-mn steve, i told you not to mess with texas!”
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