longinus
lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: a s-xually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by s-xual contact with jesus’ stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encomp-ss contagion acquired by stab f-cking anyone.
i love jesus so much i contracted longinus.
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