Longport Gobbler
a s-xual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. the man repeatedly inserts and removes his p-n-s from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her cl-toris with his nose and intermittently head-b-tting the cl-toris.
“have you seen john lately?”
“you mean that slob we went to high school with?”
“yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the longport gobbler.”
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