longtoe


the art of waiting until your victim is asleep (usually due to copius alcohol consumption etc) before stealthily cutting off the toes of their socks so when said victim awakens from their slumbers and go to pull up their socks there whole foot goes through leading to the amus-m-nt of others and confusion of victim.
“i got long-toed at a party last night”

“check it out big dave is asleep lets go longtoe him”

“long-toed a belter!!!”

“quick get the scissors and we will longtoe sven before he wakes up!”

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