Lontey
lontey is the real, equally r-t-rded, name of sloth from misfit-galore film ‘the goonies’.
“lontey love..chunk..lontey kiss chunk.. alot..”
“mr..lontey..s-sir! i don’t w-wanna kiss you no more!”
“lontey..love..chunk!”
“you want a candy bar?! sir?!”
“chocolaaate..”
“yeah, lontey likes chocolate dontcha?”
“chocolaaate..”
“look! i got a baby ruth!”
“auuwwah! ruth! ruth! baby! ruth!”
“mr.lontey, sir, your ears are twitching..”
“guuagh!” -lontey dropped his chocolate-
“aaaah!” -chunk gets scared incase lontey kissed him in anger. much to his surprise, he doesn’t.-
“sir..lontey..mister..i d-don’t think we should scream no more..kiss me you p-ssbeast.”
“chooocolaaate..”
-much nasty lonteylovechunk ensues-
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