lonzail


a guy who kisses you on the forehead before saying goodbye, watches you until you get in the house when he drops you off, always calls and texts back, makes surprise visits when you’re angry at him, always offers to pay the check, and the most cuddly person you could ever sleep next to.
girl to her friend: hey so what did you get for your birthday?
friend: i got lonzail (sighs)

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