Loobrary


when visiting the bathroom in another person’s house, and discovering a large amount of fine reading materials. this treasure trove can extend a bathroom visit longer than is helpful; i.e. missing the start of a meal or the opening twenty minutes of a movie.
dude1: dude where have you been? i’m not explaining what you missed in inception; this film is complicated enough anyway.

dude2: sorry man, you’ve kinda got a loobrary up there, i was catching up with where’s wally.

dude1: true…

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