Loodle
uchiha war cry. often shrieked when holding a harpoon.
itachi: foolish little brother! you will never defeat me!
sasuke (holding harpoon): loodle loodle loodle!
a limp p-n-s visible through clothing.
a man wearing track pants with no underwear.
“ahhh man, check out that guy’s loodle!”
like l-o-l, loo-dle is the expression of extreme happiness, or in place of “f-ck”. some times if said to a fat -ss it is used instead of “fat”.
loo-dle! i kicked -ss in that game!
or
i loo-dled your mom last night.
or
move out the way you f-cking loo-dle
loodle (n): a human being who, if was transformed into an animal, would be a hybrid between a poodle and a lizard. the creature typically possesses obnoxiously curly hair and big round beady green eyes. since they are crossed with the poodle; who as anyone who owns a poodle knows, has difficulty controlling its little bladder; loodles are pr-ne to wetting the bed. lesson of the day: don’t sleep with a loodle – you will wake up drenched in loodle p-ss.
like poodles, loodles can be extremely hyper. combined with intoxication, and their obnoxiously curly hair, loodles can become rather annoying if you spend too much time with them. you can only handle so much.
since lizards enjoy sunlight and heat, loodles typically have unusually red faces – as if they are always sunburn, even in colder months of the year.
matt: how was your weekend?
stacy:well, i woke up soaked in p-ss yesterday morning. the guy i went home with wet the bed.
matt: did he have obnoxiously curly hair? big green beady eyes? red face?
stacy: ugh…yeah.
matt: must have been a loodle.
the loodle is a musical instrument, also called the doodle. it originated in souther pennsylvania when a youngster tried to recreate one of his favorite songs.
ian: “loodle boodle loodely boodley loodleeeeeeeee boooo!!!”
tony: “is that your new loodle?”
ian: “yeah i just got it today!!!”
tony: “sounds out of tune”
ian: “go loodle yourself”
tony: “7”
short for whoo, a happy exclamation
i just won the contest! now the roast beef will be delivered to me in 4 to 6 weeks! loodle loodle!
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