loofie


taking a selfie in the loo
girl 1: lets go!

(in the bathroom)

girl2: g-ddd! isnt it wild over there! lets take a loofie before we get out again!
1 more definition
a loofie is an older male that many girls find attractive but is way out of their league, or too old.
– hey girl look at that loofie over there, i would do anything to get with him!
– girl your wasting your time.

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