Loog
to hack flem in the throat and spit with extreme gusto.
i used my loog for lubricant during -n-l penetration.
an unspecific sized body of water, to describe the size that is in between a pond and a lake.
wow did it flood? i never realised that there was a loog here.
a really nice girl whose really dateable, generally funny and chill. any guy would date her but at the moment she doesn’t have a boyfriend. she most likely likes smooth talkers and chaming men who use hastags on fb and skype #chothacho
chad: “hey man i don’t have a date to sat-rdays dance.”
oman: “bro just take carolina she’s totally loog.”
a term generally given to those who purposely skip out on an important event.
example 1 : 1 minute before they’re supposed to enter the portal for a manditory full out, someone inquires into the whereabouts of lucaslick-m9.
clan leader: oh he told me he had football practise, so he wont be able to make it.
member 1: “lucaslick-m9?? he just told me there was a 300m drop party in world 9 and that i should come get rich with him”
random flames from the clan might include: “lucas.. we know you loog’d that war – gf jack-ss we just lost by 1!!!”
“lucas if you loog another war like that im gonna kick your -ss out of this clan”
example 2 :
friend 1:
” hey john bobby says he is sorry he couldnt make your grandma’s funeral, he had a family emergency”
friend 2:
” bobby chepairo? i just seen him at the strip club with a male prost-tute chugging a few beers”
friend 2 and 3:
what a d-mn looger!
john’s call to bobby: “bobby did you just loog my grandma’s funeral you b-st-rd!!”
example 3: after waiting an hour in an old folks home danny begins to get impatient with herald.
danny – d-mnit herald i thought you told me everyone was supposed to meet @ 5pm to volunteer, where the h-ll is everyone els!
herald- “dude…. i think we just got looged”
danny- “f-cking herald! you moron”
a word used to denote lag in online computer games by 13 year old haxors to sound 31337 (eleet, or elite).
see also:
31337
eleet
script kiddie
d0000d this gaem sux0rz therez too much loog!!!!1111 i aem r-t-rdeded!!!111 lololololorotflmaloldfsgijnergoedxczr!!!111….
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a cross between the process of having to sh-t, and the unexpected result from defecating. sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent -n-s. “ah man, don’t go into the restroom, i just took one big shidump!” […]
- fuckahoe
the act of giving up on trying to get with a girl after a while of continuously trying to. taylor- i”ve been trying to get with this girl for so long and its not going anywhere! wtf adam- well then i guess its time to f-ckahoe!
- shit-a-wiped
trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol. man, that was some bad–ss rum rene brought back from st. croix – just one bottle and the two of us were sh-t-a-wiped.
- fuckadoodledumbshit
someone who thinks they are the sh-t but really they’re just a smelly t-rd. lizzie, the f-ckadoodledumbsh-t, showed off her fake burberry scarf, pretending its real. some one who is a complete and total moron and can never do anything right. that guy is such a f-ck-a-doodle-dumbsh-t!
- Bare Hung
when you’re really, really hungry ” im bare hung man ” ” lets go get a scran “