you’re gonna be the s-xiest mother f-cker
i’m gonna be looking friday
a teacher who is always stoned my math teacher is such a peltie
the wardrobe geared for court that an attorney wears. wife of attorney: you really need some new suits for court attorney: yes my courtdrobe is looking rather bleak. wife of attorney: i will shop for you a new courtdrobe!
- future pong
regular beer pong except you wear binocular gl-sses when playing. cups appear much closer than actually are. extremely difficult when hammered… joel: hey tyler you wanna play some future pong? tyler: yeah man i already got the hands free binoculars and the cups out!
- prime and pound
a derivative of the phrase “netflix and chill”, “prime and pound” refers to the act of bringing a companion back to one’s place to use amazon prime to watch a tv show or movie, eventually followed by intercourse. it is often sometimes used to mock the over usage of “netflix and chill.” chase: “hey bro, […]
- zero gigs
originated stonewall jackson middle school and lee davis high school. used hen someone says something that isn’t funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn’t funny. guy 1: ” why couldn’t the bee hear what people were saying?” guy 2: ” i don’t know” guy […]