Looks Better on Paper


when someone’s interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.
“on his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so i thought we’d be a perfect match. when we hung out he was totally lame. i guess he just looks better on paper.”

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