loos and death


what happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. kick the sandman in his stuff.
2. tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a sh-llder up your b-tt.
6. floss your teeth with richard simmon’s thong.
7. superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
don’t worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed…even though if you do 4 and 7, you’ll still die anyway.
lil kurt has loos and death.

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