loosagne
a multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. you can celebrate a ‘loosagne’ after taking a p–p and commencing the wipe action. during wipe-time the need for another p–p ensues leading to a second sh-tty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. anything more than 2 p–p layers and you can consider yourself a loosagne master. the cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !
sorry i’m late, i got caught out by an unexpected need to bake a loosagne.
#loo #toilet #poo #p–p #sh-t #lasagne
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