Loose Jerry
the kind of guy who has no interest in pursuing the hottest of females. byp-ss the 10s, skip the 9s, forget the 8s, brush off the 7s. 6 and below–that’s his wheelhouse. why expend unnecessary effort when you can have a sure thing? loose jerry isn’t about wasting his time. finish your miller lite pitcher, miss, and let’s head back to my house to b-mp uglies.
michael: hey, look how s-xy that asian broad is over there…
loose jerry: all i see is her fat friend–ripe for the pickin’…..if you’ll excuse me….
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