Loose Morris


a loose morris when the p-ssy is so loose that when you stick the d-ck in only about half of the p-ssy contains d while the rest is empty sp-ce infested with yeast and s-xual diseases.
i banged christine last night and it turned out she had a m-ssive loose morris. man, my d-ck was covered in yeast for days! i think i got aids, too.

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