OML
on my life
me: i just lost 20 pounds
jasmine: no you didn’t! seriously?
me: yea i swear oml!
stands for ‘oh my lord!’
-over msn or whatever
“oml, she was f-cking huge!!”
ohh my lanta.
oml that looks so yummy right now!
oml = oh my lord or oh my life
oml he is sooo fit
oh my lord
oml she did not just do that!
oml, they just broke up!
oml means oh my lord. its kinda like the same this as omg (oh my god)
me:i am going to kiss you
mat:oml, please dont
an acronym for the words ‘of my life’
-whatd you tell that bird after she dumped you??
– told her to get the f-ck out oml
an acronym for the phrase “oh my life” begun by three very famous and beloved students which then branched out into the college community. it can be heard preceding and following any kind of circ-mstance or utterance, namely those of disappointing hilarity.
katt: “erin, where is the velveeta?”
erin: “it was nick’s turn to buy!”
nick: “oml!!” -shakes head-
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