Loosey Moosey


a term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs…pretty much anywhere. they are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.
did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

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