loosology
question that inherently has no answer. statement that can neither be true nor false. backformation and opposite of tautology.
“this sentence is a lie.” is a loosology because if it’s true then it’s false, and if it’s false then it’s true.
“what is north of the north pole?” is a loosology. you could answer “nothing” yet when you get there you can keep going in the same direction.
“what should you say to someone who won’t listen?” is a loosology because if there were an answer it would be inherently pointless.
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