loosus


a freak of nature that a distant, unknown universe rejected in order to purify said universe but pollute those adjacent to it; sometimes, referred to as a trojan horse
when jason started trying to lose weight (knowing d-mn-well knew he couldn’t), i knew he had become a modern loosus!
a computer user with a dial-up internet connection who allows the connection to stay online continuously, regardless of whether the user is actively using the computer or internet connection
either that guy is a loosus, or he has no life whatsoever!

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