loozard


when someone has a weird body set temperature plus they’re geeky about it like wearing f-nny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in new mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.
me: can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don’t have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our moc-ssins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?
mom: no
me: loozard…
mom: don’t say that. that’s mean. wwjd lol

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