lopa-goal
a goal in futbol (or american soccer) that is scored not off of skill, but by luck and/or freak circ-mstance.
-a ball is lightly kicked at the goalie, and goes through his legs for a goal-
announcer: oh no! its a lopa-goal!
-a ball is deflected by a defender into his own goal-
announcer: oh my, another lopa-goal
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