Thirsty Duck


one who cheats on their significant other, more specifically engages in strictly oral actions.
person 1- “d-mn! i saw jaquisha running out of that man’s house at 2am!”

person 2- “i wouldn’t doubt that bro, i knew she was a thirsty duck!”

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