amazing, kind and sweet girl. she is will do anything not to hurt people’s feeling. has a contagious smile and always lifts your mood.
lopamudra is bae.
- fat broke
when you’ve spent an entire paycheck on nothing but food. “i know i just paid but i needed food, i’m fat broke.”
- doug eiffel
doug eiffel is the communications officer for the hephaestus station, which is orbiting around red dwarf wolf 359. his vocabulary is made up of only pop culture references, and he’s really good at procrastinating. likes: pizza, annoying minkowski, not being used for experimentation. commander minkowski is yelling at doug eiffel because he forgot to do […]
- july 14
alright listen up f-ckers july 14 is national nude day and any f-cker born on this day should embrace their naked f-ckery d-mn did you hear that b-tch is a nudist. must’ve been born in july 14.
- huge *ss forehead
what do expect when says that r-t-rd? d-mn. craig got huge -ss forehead, he can project a movie on the soma b-tch.
a girl is facing the head bored, doggy style. the man kneels behind her playing her booty like bongos while aggressively sniffing the great divide. a thrid individual stands over them giving them a golden shower. my girl girlfriend brought her freaky friend over and we started getting it on when we started bongosnurfing