Loper


someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.
that brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he’s a loper big-time.
pinching crow-toes or crab-feet.
yesterday i was lop’ered by emily for grabbing her -ss while we were watching tv. d-mn lop’ers!
a single or collection of females that you shamefully solicit for s-xual acts but what be disparaged if anyone knew that you were hooking up with them.
yo, i havent gotten -ss in ages lets call up those lopers, they’ll help me get rid of this dsb.
a person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.

dude, she is texting her loper.

why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?
someone who lives, or was born in, michigan’s lower penninsula. the opposite of yooper; used more by yooper than by lopers themselves.
“you don’t know your way around the escanaba? you must be a loper.”
from north county san diego.
it means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. a loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..
yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.

yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.

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