LoPresti


to predict a loss for a team during nfl which seems highly unlikely until it actually happens.

the word is derived from a man who went by the name of ‘lopresti’. he was tested for years. we’ve come to the conclusion that every single team he has cheered for during play-off time has lost, regardless of odds.
d-mn it! that idiot just lopresti’d my pro-line picks!

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