lopshire


when a quote, unquote, straight male wakes up to another male sucking his d-ck, and rather than stopping the unfortunate turn of events, he allows the male to finish the s-xual act. then he proceeds to tell friends and family that he is “confused”. all the while denying that he is gay.
that guy is a real lopshire.

oh man, i just got lopshired! what am i to do?

todd is a real lopshire.

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