Lord Egg


the recipient of a large volume of cr-p (or “dog eggs”)on their chest or face.
“i once met that — —— from that tv quiz program, and she asked me to play lord egg. i declined, but i was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of b-mrope”

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