Lord Nelson
fabricating an embarr-ssing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.
friend 1: are you going to the rozelle flop party sat-rday?
friend 2: nah, it’ll be sh-t.
friend 1: don’t be a tight -rs-, whats your excuse?
friend 2: i’ll tell them i went home with a kinky chick friday night, and she did me up the -rs- with a strap on d-ld-.
friend 1: ah, cl-ssic lord nelson.
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