l’oreality
an alternate universe in which the speaker truly is “worth it”, despite being dumb, fat and ugly. can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
billyjane: ohhhhhh i’m just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my b-tt soooo much smaller!!1!
billybob: yeah, must be nice living in your l’oreality. have fun.
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