Loren Glentz
well..obviously a loren glentz is a person, but a very good one in fact…sometimes they can be a true waffler, but other than that they’re fine..sometimes they can be crazy and loud, but no doubt, it is a good thing…so to sum that up, everyone should wanna be a loren glentz…
“wow…look at me, i am crazy, and pulling a loren glentz!”
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