loren kimmel
the loren kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. the preferred cola is c-ke-a-cola. the ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk…..the lemonade or the c-ke.
after the waiter told me he was unable to make an arnold palmer due to them being out of ice tea, i requested a loren kimmel
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