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  when you give your best friends mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an -rg-sm. “dude i heard some wierd groaning last night!” i think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!”

• poop on wood

  a habit done primarily to increase one’s luck. it involves p–ping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood). i have never farted in cl-ss—p–p on wood.

• guinea dick

  a much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular d-ck. d-mn these uncoordinated t-ttie midgets and their jigging guinea d-cks!

• uncle ruckus ass nigga

  a black man who’s a trump- supporter, despite his knowledge of trump’s racist -ss comments. you uncle ruckus -ss n-gg- , don’t you hear what that racist fool is saying!?

• tail pony

  the alternate way if saying “pony tail” usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation whoa.. tail pony sounds way better than pony tail!

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