Lorenzo’s Oil


half a cup of blackberry wild vines. a quarter-and a half cup jaegermester. top of with some premium original flavored nyquil.
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or skelator as we call them)

wicked dismal new gothmo style
yo buddy lets dip inta some of lorenzo’s oil and dance with skelator.

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