Lornered


to get lornered, or to get drunk, is to consume copious ammounts of alcohol/hard-drugs; until one’s self has removed any potential memorys of the night. getting lornered is also -ssociated with “getting with” or “getting on” as many people as possible, of the same or other s-x. post-lornering denial is also common, in which one would completely deny the events of the previous night.
becky: you pickin’ up some ketamin for tonight?
john: yeh mate. gonna’ get completely lornered!
becky: is it?
john: yeh mate! ima inject wisky into my scr-t-m, and f-ck some wh-r-s!

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