Lorren
the hottest girl in the world. clever, funny, insightful. she has an amazing body, is good at sport, is beautiful, patient, kind and caring. she will also sh-g all night like a teenager and then want more once she has eaten pain au chocolat for breakfast.
wow, that perfect stranger is a real lorren!
the male spelling of the name “lauren”, aka the best sounding name in all humanity; a guy that seems to be normal but in actuality has various obsessions with stationary, hardcore metal music that blasts out your ears as well as ocean noises that sound like nothingness, apples, occasional styling glue, and discussing life in general. when in doubt with the world, tends to make up original phrases such as “shwewdghjs” or “asldewdhjyesh-t” to express frustration. feels good about donating to the homeless, frequently goes ‘ape sh-t’ over nostalgia, and makes spontaneous book purchases.
“sjakdkhewkdhwe”
“oh, that’s just a lorren letting out his inner distraught”
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