Losarina
a twerking monster originating from the battlefields of ireland. the losarina is dormant during most of the day, only surfacing at night. it stalks her prey from the dark dingy corners of many nightclubs. the losarina is attracted to miley cyrus music, it can have averse effects transforming her into a dangerous fireball on the dance floor. it has a terrifying screech and temper. the losarina is best avoided and can be repelled using bad hygiene.
don’t let that losarina twerk on you!
look at the losarina on that -ss!
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